Friday, June 13, 2008

Chuck Norris Says "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less"

We all know gas prices have been rising and who is happy about that? No one. Well except maybe the Middle East. Anyways, it has come to my attention that Chuck Norris is no fan of rising prices either. People are demanding that Congress take action to drill here and drill now. More than 650,000 Americans have signed the "Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less" petition, including Chuck Norris, and that number keeps growing rapidly each day. In fact, he created a YouTube video to promote the campaign. I'm not really sure why the fact that Chuck Norris supports it is important, but I suppose it is because he could roundkick your face!

Watch this video and be sure to listen for my favorite lines:

"As Glen Vick said on his tv show, they've got their heads up their butts. Well, he said asses, but it's the same thing."

"Oh by the way, I'm Chuck Norris without my beard and I approve this message."



P.S. Let's talk about the fact he does not have a beard?

Nick Patria....how do you feel at the loss of this infamous beard?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Strange?

Chuck Norris' car doesnt run on gas. Chuck Norris' car runs on the blood of those who have failed to defeat Chuck Norris.

Randi said...

hahaha. that was actually pretty wonderful.

Nick and Kaley said...

Well Katie, the loss of a beard can be brutal even devastating, especially if its an infamous one. I would have to say that Chuck is probably feeling a little down right now, maybe a little lost. He'll pull through though.

She Can Laugh at the Days to Come said...

well put nick